Rambo : First Blood
... Thats who I'm dressing up as to the party... its either that or Rove ( comedian/talk show host), Raybon Kan (comedian), Roger Rabbit, (texas) Ranger, Ronald McDonald, R2D2, Ringo Starr, (Pot) Roast, the Riddler, Russel Crowe, aRnold Schwarzenwatsit ( Yea i know it starts with an 'A', but its sounds like an 'R' *say it with me, ARRRRRnold* =P) or just a plain ol retard... And yeah i'm not exactly gonna pour money into it, so i'll jst get some military pants, boots, a green tank top, a red bandana, and i'm set... An automatic machine gun would help actually =D
Ah well i said i'd do a more insightful post the next time, but meh, i'm watching eating media lunch so i can't really be bothered..
Watchd Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy again, its incredibly funny =) "Afternoon Delight!" (only those who've watched the movie would probably understand what it means =P)
And i watchd scrubs ( this was while i was working ), love the show... holy heck i watch alot of TV, i should cut down... but then where would i get humour material from? AH well, i guess i'll just have to bear with it =D
Well on to more news :
Old lady attacked by petrol... reports indicate that the petrol "lashed out at her from the pump in an apparent angry fit"... police have begun an investigation into the incident... Seargant Soljer of the Academy Police has only given out a statement, "We are currently trying to find out the petroleums motive for being so incredibly volatile in its actions but the community may rest assured that this matter is in good hands". The incident follows a spate of 'petrol attacks' as citizens call it, and has raised fears among the jittery public.
"What if it got into my eye? Or what would happen if i actually ingested such petrol?" states concerned citizen Mr. Dropnuts.
"Its a damn right disgrace they sell it to us in the first place, goddamned otto-mobil-whatsits users... kars? mottosaikals? We don't need those!"*jumps on horse* "HYAH!" quotes farmer Joe Brown.
*News update* Judge Judee Dredd has just recently sentenced the petroleum in the alleged attack ( known as 91 octane) to 3 days imprisonment into the tank of a lawn mower which will be used to mow the lawn of the victim, who wishes to remain unnamed. "That way, 91 octane will be put to better use. Its a prison sentence, community service and a death sentence all rolled into one." It is unknown if 2 stroke oil will be used.
Above : After they ran out of planes, kamikaze pilots weren't considered much of a threat. Japanese Minister of War Fukurcountryup Ichiarmpits states, "D'oh!"
And thats from me for the day... i just realised how whacked up this blog is...
O well publish it anyway, maybe it'll trigger some sort of reaction *ahem* use the goddamnd msg box *ahem*... so dats its from me, will post... insightful blog tomorrow... Yeah right =p
Song of the day : One Call Away - Chingy
... Thats who I'm dressing up as to the party... its either that or Rove ( comedian/talk show host), Raybon Kan (comedian), Roger Rabbit, (texas) Ranger, Ronald McDonald, R2D2, Ringo Starr, (Pot) Roast, the Riddler, Russel Crowe, aRnold Schwarzenwatsit ( Yea i know it starts with an 'A', but its sounds like an 'R' *say it with me, ARRRRRnold* =P) or just a plain ol retard... And yeah i'm not exactly gonna pour money into it, so i'll jst get some military pants, boots, a green tank top, a red bandana, and i'm set... An automatic machine gun would help actually =D
Ah well i said i'd do a more insightful post the next time, but meh, i'm watching eating media lunch so i can't really be bothered..
Watchd Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy again, its incredibly funny =) "Afternoon Delight!" (only those who've watched the movie would probably understand what it means =P)
And i watchd scrubs ( this was while i was working ), love the show... holy heck i watch alot of TV, i should cut down... but then where would i get humour material from? AH well, i guess i'll just have to bear with it =D
Well on to more news :
Old lady attacked by petrol... reports indicate that the petrol "lashed out at her from the pump in an apparent angry fit"... police have begun an investigation into the incident... Seargant Soljer of the Academy Police has only given out a statement, "We are currently trying to find out the petroleums motive for being so incredibly volatile in its actions but the community may rest assured that this matter is in good hands". The incident follows a spate of 'petrol attacks' as citizens call it, and has raised fears among the jittery public.
"What if it got into my eye? Or what would happen if i actually ingested such petrol?" states concerned citizen Mr. Dropnuts.
"Its a damn right disgrace they sell it to us in the first place, goddamned otto-mobil-whatsits users... kars? mottosaikals? We don't need those!"*jumps on horse* "HYAH!" quotes farmer Joe Brown.
*News update* Judge Judee Dredd has just recently sentenced the petroleum in the alleged attack ( known as 91 octane) to 3 days imprisonment into the tank of a lawn mower which will be used to mow the lawn of the victim, who wishes to remain unnamed. "That way, 91 octane will be put to better use. Its a prison sentence, community service and a death sentence all rolled into one." It is unknown if 2 stroke oil will be used.
Above : After they ran out of planes, kamikaze pilots weren't considered much of a threat. Japanese Minister of War Fukurcountryup Ichiarmpits states, "D'oh!"And thats from me for the day... i just realised how whacked up this blog is...
O well publish it anyway, maybe it'll trigger some sort of reaction *ahem* use the goddamnd msg box *ahem*... so dats its from me, will post... insightful blog tomorrow... Yeah right =p
Song of the day : One Call Away - Chingy
About me
- I'm JSoh
- From Auckland, New Zealand
- Quotes from actual people about me: "He's so... so bitter...", "...like Rambo with a granny handbag", "Spongebob Squarepants,he's yellow, he's wacky, and he doesn't have a brain"
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