Rambo : First Blood

... Thats who I'm dressing up as to the party... its either that or Rove ( comedian/talk show host), Raybon Kan (comedian), Roger Rabbit, (texas) Ranger, Ronald McDonald, R2D2, Ringo Starr, (Pot) Roast, the Riddler, Russel Crowe, aRnold Schwarzenwatsit ( Yea i know it starts with an 'A', but its sounds like an 'R' *say it with me, ARRRRRnold* =P) or just a plain ol retard... And yeah i'm not exactly gonna pour money into it, so i'll jst get some military pants, boots, a green tank top, a red bandana, and i'm set... An automatic machine gun would help actually =D
Ah well i said i'd do a more insightful post the next time, but meh, i'm watching eating media lunch so i can't really be bothered..
Watchd Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy again, its incredibly funny =) "Afternoon Delight!" (only those who've watched the movie would probably understand what it means =P)
And i watchd scrubs ( this was while i was working ), love the show... holy heck i watch alot of TV, i should cut down... but then where would i get humour material from? AH well, i guess i'll just have to bear with it =D
Well on to more news :
Old lady attacked by petrol... reports indicate that the petrol "lashed out at her from the pump in an apparent angry fit"... police have begun an investigation into the incident... Seargant Soljer of the Academy Police has only given out a statement, "We are currently trying to find out the petroleums motive for being so incredibly volatile in its actions but the community may rest assured that this matter is in good hands". The incident follows a spate of 'petrol attacks' as citizens call it, and has raised fears among the jittery public.
"What if it got into my eye? Or what would happen if i actually ingested such petrol?" states concerned citizen Mr. Dropnuts.
"Its a damn right disgrace they sell it to us in the first place, goddamned otto-mobil-whatsits users... kars? mottosaikals? We don't need those!"*jumps on horse* "HYAH!" quotes farmer Joe Brown.
*News update* Judge Judee Dredd has just recently sentenced the petroleum in the alleged attack ( known as 91 octane) to 3 days imprisonment into the tank of a lawn mower which will be used to mow the lawn of the victim, who wishes to remain unnamed. "That way, 91 octane will be put to better use. Its a prison sentence, community service and a death sentence all rolled into one." It is unknown if 2 stroke oil will be used.Above : After they ran out of planes, kamikaze pilots weren't considered much of a threat. Japanese Minister of War Fukurcountryup Ichiarmpits states, "D'oh!"
And thats from me for the day... i just realised how whacked up this blog is...
O well publish it anyway, maybe it'll trigger some sort of reaction *ahem* use the goddamnd msg box *ahem*... so dats its from me, will post... insightful blog tomorrow... Yeah right =p

Song of the day : One Call Away - Chingy

Aye, they not be whale people, they be the Welsh!

Its the Welsh! I finally figured it out after pondering on it for ... well, i just woke up with it, i can't believe i was so stupid as to not know what the people from Wales are called ( no offence to the whale peopl- i mean uh welsh =D ).
O yeah and driving while your windows fogged up is not a good idea, always get the air conditioning on kids! No, seriously, i think i nearly hit the paper boy ( he was useless anyway, always came a day late... ) but i think he just got ruffled, a tad bit =D i knew what i was doing! Maybe now he'll go back home, and realise the error of his paper delivering ways... And hopefully he'll resolve to deliver papers on time now. Ah, how i love helping people change for the better by threatening their livelihood and wellbeing!
Also watched Batman Begins today, farking ( I've resolved to swear less nowadays...) good movie, and now i want a batmobile! It uses a 5.7 v8 chevy engine, goes 0-60 in less than 6 secs, maxes out at 106miles/hr, and it comes in black! Oh yea and the movie was good too.
Qui-Gonn Jin was good ( what? his names not Qui-Gonn Jin? then who the fuck is he? Liam what? ) and its so weird how Star Wars draws parallels with Batman!In fact i'm pretty sure the little "Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to shit with the dark side, so stay the fuck ( i did say i'll TRY to swear less ) away from it" philosophy was used. I think Bruce got angry at bats so decided to become one of them to infiltrate their ranks to the highest order and to assasinate the BatKing! Well, i think that was the ulterior motive anyway, and saving the girl and killing Qui-Gonn Jin and destroying his master plan were the bits on the side. Either that or he had to make his way up the ranks ( currently, he is only BatMan, not BatGeneral or BatSeargant )
It was also a bit weird how when Bruce Wayne becomes Batman he just dons the costume and lowers/screws up his voice ( he still retained the same lisp though... ). Oh and Christian Bale ( the guy who played Batman ) is Welsh! So we got whale people playing bats... yea okay i think that joke just dipped it, i'm gettin a bit rusty round the edges of the humour department... and i think some angry welsh people are gonna be round the door to get me with torches and pitchforks.
And i wonder whats goin on in malaysia? Hui Yings back in KL, so i suppose everyones having a good time, and i'm missing out =( not a day goes by that i don't think about what i'd be doing if i were back there... I could be doing anything... well not skiing or making snowmen, but you get the picture.
Since i'm wonderin around, i might as well wonder what other people did for the day... Sarah worked, Mathu and Moneel... probably blowing up something, pulling of Panamas. Steven worked ( i gotta be there to chip off the ice on the fountains in the morning! Like lil crystals n stuff ). Lauras probably studying. Matt... don't know... Dom, its his birthday! Happy birthday!( Although i don't know if you'll read this ) Probably celebrating, although his brother did try to get him a present ( Dom, unfortunately, had to pay for it lol cuz of reasons unclear to me, i think it was lack of funds on his brothers part... who buys $1600 mags?! ) but it was the thought that counts right? Speakin bout birthdays... Holy Shit what am i gonna as to Matts party? The theme is 'R' so any ideas would be much welcomed... and no, i'm not gonna go as a retard, a rapist, Russel Simmons, nor am i gonna go as a retractable penis so keep those ideas to yourself...
O well thats all from me for today i guess, i'll probably prepare a more meaningful subject tomorrow, seeing as theres less and less for me to write... Anyways, that be all, cheerio!

Song of the day : Mr Brightside - The Killers ( I still can't play the friggin song )

Hey, so this is what blogging really is! Never really gave a thought to it til i saw some peoples' blogs, so i figured 'why the heck not?'... Alright well at the moment im suffering from a huge writing block so i'll just talk bout random stuff thats been going on... lets see...

1. The Lions vs. All Blacks - for those who don't know, the Lions comprises of Irish, English, Scots and uh... People from Wales, Wale people... (fucked if i know what they're calld, like Walesmen or Whales or somthin...) and the All Blacks is the New Zealand team. Basicly the Lions come by every few years (was it 2? i can't remember) and challenges the NZ team to rugby, and they have to make their way by beating all the other state teams. It's a pretty big thing over here, and the match was one of the best i've seen. Oh btw All Blacks beat The Lions 21-3!
2. Had to work on car - Great Knights of Columbus! Re-wiring the damned dashboard was no joke, it was as if someone had a bad curry spaghetti and shat all over the frickin cables! Took me hours jst to untangle them and sort them out! I'll move on to actually uncoupling and reconnecting the wires tomorrow.
3. The Lions vs. All Blacks - All Blacks won 21-3!!!
4. Tried to play Mr.Brightside - failed miserably, damned guitar tabs and acoustic guitar! Had to borrow my bros electric guitar to play cuz trying to play Mr.Brightside basically requires the 19th fret of the G string (No, not that kind of G string, you dirty bastards) which is virtually inaccessible to an acoustic guitar.
5. Manage to talk to Mei Yan, Harold, Josh - via msn, life sucks without them... but keepin in contact sucks, alot probably due on my part... but people move on and stuff, everyones got their friends, i've got mine (*walks into room* "Sup guys!" *people stare at me as they walk away slowly, another person dials 911 discreetly*). It kinda sucks knowing that u just probably missed a good 3 happy years of your life that you could've spent with them, instead of moving here... i mean the people here are nice and all, but it just doesn't feel right, its hard to describe and i suck at emotions (someone once told me " You're like an emotional sponge... You take in all the joy and happiness, sadness and mourning... and you still suck!" It took me sometime to figure out the joke in it, apparently it has something to do with sponges 'sucking' up things... my polite reply was succinct:"Dude, that analogy sucks"). Yea, so, big massive *sigh* there (Ah fuck the depressions settling in *brings out the alcohol*)
6. The Lions vs. All Blacks - have i mentioned this already?
7. Shit weather - its been down to 3 degrees celcius already, stupid weather, might as well engulf us all in a blizzard and kill us while your at it, mother nature.

Well i yam offf now, think i maay have drunkk a bit tooo much alchool, u fuckin bitch! Yea u heard me, mister alcohool@ ill killl u bt jmnoil